Things you should really..really avoid doing

• "The Duckface": This is one matter of serious case and its a calamity all over the world. I assure you that there is no cute in this and this is out of all reasons why aliens wouldn't even want to visit earth. Please stop it. Let the ducks have their moment infront of cameras. For guys, you aught to be ashamed of yourselves
• "Silent Killers": Its an indirect sin for polluting the air and not consider others while you just immensely letting go some disgusting air particles out of your butt hole. Please do have the courtesy and use your thigh muscle, get out of the room and fart as much as you want
• "Quotes": Yes we all are amazed and had thought that a certain particular quote do have impact on ourselves. But seriously, those quotes came from people who used up most of their perspiration for the things they really want to achieved. Yet people just simply throw them off for no reason related to their life experience. You'll know when you see one. And when you asked them why? "Coz i had a bad breakup" Geez....
• "I'm never wrong": Here's the thing, even history have their facts wrong somewhere. Yet scholars will take as much effort as they can to reclaim that mistake. How bout you O' servant of god who did not do anything to proclaim any history to the world? When you're wrong, just admit it. Don't push yourself too hard creating or "subscrewing" your story to create a better one just to win a quarrel. We know when you are wrong, we just don't care or bother to correct it. Yet you tilt your head up high thinking you're wizz but make yourself look like a fool.
  

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